Well, with all the time I had on my hands today, I was persusing through some old items, and came across something that made me laugh.  Now, some of these things might not make sense to some of you, but some of them might still make you smile a bit.  Anyway, onward and upward or upward and onward or some kind of "ward" 

Off we go...

 Things Not To Trust

  1. Wind Pants
  2. TLOTG
  3. Sweat Pants
  4. Doors
  5. Caffeine
  6. Dairy Queen (what is that white stuff on the side in the chicken fingers meal?  gravy?  hmm...)
  7. Merle Hagard
  8. God
  9. School House Rock (they left out several conjunctions in "Conjunction,Junction, What's Your Function)
  10. Politicians
  11. Google Earth
  12. licnep itna
  13. Bukowski
  14. The Number Zero
  15. Inclusive Or
  16. The Evil Triad
  17. The Axis of Evil
  18. The Human Race
  19. Ninjas
  20. The French
  21. Men with Beards
  22. Bears
  23. Rosie O'Donnel
  24. Talk Show Hosts
  25. Leprechauns
  26. Sober Irish Men
  27. Most Short People
  28. Sphynkters
  29. Napolean Dynamite
  30. Crazy Christian Hypocrites
  31. Small Towns

Things to Trust

  1. The number zero
  2. Aborigines
  3. TLOTG
  4. Matt Schultz
  5. Coffee
  6. The Posse De La Verde
  7. People named "jewelicious"
  8. Buddha
  9. Google
  10. Regular Pencils
  11. Ninja Turtles
  12. The Little Men in Batteries
  13. Zeuss the Dog
  14. Communist
  15. The word "Fuck"
  16. The numbers 17 and 11
  17. Orginal Diet Coke not Coke Zero or whatever the hell it's called
  18. Grandma's Pancakes
  19. Beer in a can (not from the tap, also no mixed drinks)
  20. GOOD FRIENDS
  21. Death Metal
  22. People who we can spend more than 38 minutes with without wanting to kill, maim, or otherwise injure said individual....
  23. The Intelligent

Well, feel free to add any trustworthy or non-trustworthy items I may have missed. 

Later All--

C