Well, with all the time I had on my hands today, I was persusing through some old items, and came across something that made me laugh. Now, some of these things might not make sense to some of you, but some of them might still make you smile a bit. Anyway, onward and upward or upward and onward or some kind of "ward" Off we go... Things Not To Trust - Wind Pants
- TLOTG
- Sweat Pants
- Doors
- Caffeine
- Dairy Queen (what is that white stuff on the side in the chicken fingers meal? gravy? hmm...)
- Merle Hagard
- God
- School House Rock (they left out several conjunctions in "Conjunction,Junction, What's Your Function)
- Politicians
- Google Earth
- licnep itna
- Bukowski
- The Number Zero
- Inclusive Or
- The Evil Triad
- The Axis of Evil
- The Human Race
- Ninjas
- The French
- Men with Beards
- Bears
- Rosie O'Donnel
- Talk Show Hosts
- Leprechauns
- Sober Irish Men
- Most Short People
- Sphynkters
- Napolean Dynamite
- Crazy Christian Hypocrites
- Small Towns
Things to Trust - The number zero
- Aborigines
- TLOTG
- Matt Schultz
- Coffee
- The Posse De La Verde
- People named "jewelicious"
- Buddha
- Google
- Regular Pencils
- Ninja Turtles
- The Little Men in Batteries
- Zeuss the Dog
- Communist
- The word "Fuck"
- The numbers 17 and 11
- Orginal Diet Coke not Coke Zero or whatever the hell it's called
- Grandma's Pancakes
- Beer in a can (not from the tap, also no mixed drinks)
- GOOD FRIENDS
- Death Metal
- People who we can spend more than 38 minutes with without wanting to kill, maim, or otherwise injure said individual....
- The Intelligent
Well, feel free to add any trustworthy or non-trustworthy items I may have missed. Later All-- C |